Free audit

WE'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S LEAKING.

Send us your website, your Google Maps listing or your Instagram. Within 24 hours a real person sends you three concrete things we'd fix, in plain words. No PDF, no 40-slide deck, no sales call.

Free. Really. 24 hours. Not "we'll be in touch". 3 fixes. Specific to your business. English or Spanish.

What we look at

WHERE CAFÉS AND RESTAURANTS
LOSE CUSTOMERS.

Someone searches for you at 9pm on a Sunday. What happens next? That's the whole audit. We check the three places where a hungry customer gives up and goes to the place next door.

Your website

Does it load fast on a phone? Can people find the menu, the hours and the address in one tap? Is there a way to order, book or ask that actually works, or a button that goes nowhere?

Your Google profile

Photos, hours, categories, the link to your site. Reviews with no reply. Google is where most of your new customers find you, and most profiles are half empty.

How people reach you

WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, a booking form, a phone nobody answers during service. We look at what happens when someone writes to you outside your opening hours.

How it works

TWO MINUTES FROM YOU.
ONE DAY FROM US.

01

Send the links

Your website, Google Maps or Instagram. One is enough. Takes two minutes.

02

We look

A senior looks at your site, your Google profile and how people can reach you, with our own research tools. Not a bot, not a junior.

03

You get three fixes

By email or WhatsApp, within 24 hours. Specific, honest, in plain words. If something is fine, we say so.

04

You decide

Fix it yourself, fix it with us, or do nothing. No follow-up calls. If you want our help, you know where we are.

Before you ask

THE FINE PRINT.
THERE ISN'T MUCH.

Is it really free?

Yes. No card, no trial, no "free consultation" that turns into a pitch. You get the three fixes whether or not you ever talk to us again.

Why would you do this for free?

Because showing beats telling. Some of the people who get an audit will want us to do the fixing. Most won't, and that's fine. Either way you walk away knowing what's leaking.

I don't have a website.

Send us your Google Maps listing or your Instagram. That's where your customers are looking anyway, and that's where we'll start.

¿Hablan español?

Sí. Mandanos los links en el idioma que quieras y te respondemos en ese idioma. The same person works in English and Spanish, so nothing gets lost in between.

What do you do with my details?

We use them to send you the audit, and nothing else. No list, no newsletter, no reselling. See our Privacy Policy.

Free audit

SHOW US
YOUR PICKLE.

Paste a link, tell us where to send the fixes, and that's it. A real person replies within 24 hours.

What you get:
✓Three concrete fixes, specific to your business
✓Plain words, no jargon, no PDF
✓Within 24 hours, by email or WhatsApp
✓In English or Spanish
✓No sales call unless you ask for one

Takes two minutes

GET YOUR
THREE FIXES.

One link is enough. Two or three help.

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